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Well, not me, but something I made. I happen to know somebody who was involved in this project, and he came to me for a custom plush, since they needed something unbranded for it. It was fun to make, and even more fun seeing it animated.

Almost Magic.

(It's a commercial featuring a magical unicorn advertising somebody's computer services, if you want to know before you click.)

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1557732.html.

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!
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I mean, all I did with my three free hours is run errands and eat at Panera. But getting all the errands out of the way today means Wednesday is free for napping or for actually sewing shit. And hell, Friday is a whole wonderland of free time with nothing at all needing to fill it! Just my choice of relaxing or actually getting shit done! (Which is to say, Goober started school today. Woo! Three hours twice a week, plus her six hour visit to Grandma = 12 whole hours without a toddler underfoot every week, woo!)

Speaking of Panera... I needed to kill half an hour, and the Panera was right there, so I thought I'd go and get a light lunch. Ended up settling on a bowl of soup because tbh a sandwich is almost never actually light. Especially not big, honking restaurant sandwiches.

I got "harvest squash" I think it was called? And I believe I had dessert for lunch. It was SO SWEET. Like candy sweet. Like I drank a pumpkin pie sweet. Like it would be sweeter than I prefer my pie, in fact. Holy shit. I didn't finish it, because once I was through the bread that came with it, eating it straight was so sugary it was sickening, so I gave up and left it.

And to understand that, I must tell you that I grew up poor and food insecure, so I have a horror of wasting food. I pride myself on managing things in our kitchen so that I almost never throw out food at all. (If I do, a solid 80% of the time it "belongs to JJ" and is something I was leaving for him and he never got around to, because he doesn't give a shit.)

Yeah, that's how sickeningly sweet it was.

I mean, I make a sweet-and-savory squash casserole, I get that squash lends itself to a sweet profile, but this was just over the top, tbh. What the fuck, Panera. What the fuck Panera's customers. What. The. Fuck.

P.S. Posted a story to Patreon! I'm trying to get back in my posting groove, so every Monday should have new Patreon content now. And every Tuesday should have AO3 content, and every Wednesday should have either Fimfic or Furaffinity story stuff, while Thurs. and Fri. should have plush/costume/etc. stuff on Furaffinity and DA and weasyl and I think that's all right now. :D Hopefully. Wish me luck with that.

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1557384.html.

Nostalgia and ponyfic.
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I started writing this fic in the hiatus after Season 1 of Friendship is Magic. I finished it seven years later. Then it took me a year or two to get around to posting it on AO3, and another month or two to get all the chapters up there.

It's basically spanned the entire run of the show, is what I'm saying here.

It is very much a season 1 fic, I stopped updating the plot to take changes into account just a few episodes into season 2, though I do reference a few slightly later things. But it's everything I loved about the early show and about the early fandom, from dumb Derpy Hooves Muffins jokes to the whole grim-dark Nightmare Moon Won setting.

I will probably never get over my sadness at the way the long breaks in my updates meant that by the time it was done pretty much all the fans who'd been excited about the early chapters were gone, and there was nobody much left to care.

Doubt anybody much will care now, AO3 is a bad place for ponyfic. It's the haven for the banned from Fimfic brigade and not much else.

Nevertheless it's up, and I am pleased to have it so. It's my 98th finished fic on AO3. Black Sepia will be my 99th. I'm deciding if I want to try to make a big deal about my 100th. :3 I have no ideas right now, but that seems like a fun thing to celebrate somehow.

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The Spark to Light a Candle (63054 words) by bladespark
Chapters: 14/14
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Princess Luna/Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Characters: Princess Luna (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Additional Tags: Season One fic, Dimension Travel, Grimdark, Alternate Universe, Nightmare Moon won
Summary:

A half-remembered dream leads Twilight Sparkle to test a new "window" spell by looking at an alternate Equestria. What she sees there will lead her and her friend Princess Luna into adventures they had never imagined possible.



This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1556870.html.

Insert Twilight "yes, yes, yes!" gif here.
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Finally, my first dead tree edition! The Sacrifice, my gay vampire adventure/romance is now formally scheduled to come out in paperback on September 29th!

If you want a signed copy, please contact me asap, as I'll be placing my own order for author's copies in the next day or two. You can just drop me a comment here or e-mail me at spark.costumes@gmail.com

They'll be $13.00 direct from JMS, and I should be able to make that price happen for the signed ones from me too. :3 I'm willing to take pre-orders on that basis if you want to float $13 to me via paypal, and I'll give you a choice of a refund or an extra buck or two if it doesn't work out as I hope.

I'll have a purchase link to buy unsigned ones as soon as they're actually up on the JMS site. They'll also eventually be for sale on Amazon too, but I don't have a date for the Amazon release yet. Sometime the following month.

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1556700.html.

Correcting the record. And talking more about books.
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Apparently the supposed "BBC" books list is nothing of the sort, (though it may be based on a real list, or just coincidentally overlap with it a lot.) The list going around comes from Facebook (of course it does) and is probably prefaced with the "only six" thing just to make people outraged and so repost it. I didn't find it outrageous exactly, but I guess I perpetuated the meme anyway, so it worked. But plenty of people are not big readers, so the average person not having read a bunch isn't that wild, once I recalled that not everybody took AP lit. All the people reposting it are, of course readers, especially on my DW, so of course they've all read more. Now I wonder what the real average number of books is, but you'd have to get a lot of non-readers interested in the thing to find out, so that's unlikely.

The actual BBC reading list contains the following books that are not on the erroneous list:

Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
Black Beauty, Anna Sewell - Yay! I mean, it's all nostalgia, I've no idea if I'd even find it readable now that I'm not a horse-mad child, but I love, love, loved this as a kid. I'd re-read it multiple times before I turned twelve.
Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
Girls in Love, Jacqueline Wilson
Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman - Hey, it's my current obsession! Nice.
Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
- The proper list apparently doesn't fold series in together, but lists individual books.
Philosopher's Stone
Prisoner of Azkaban
Holes, Louis Sachar

I capture the Castle, Dodie Smith
Kane and Abel, Jeffrey Archer
Katherine, Anya Seton
Magician, Raymond E Feist - I keep being surprised to see these things pop up. People talk all the time about other "big" fantasy series, I've heard everything from LoTR to the Drizzt books referenced in casual conversation in nerdy spaces, but never these, and yet apparently lots and lots of people read them. I wonder why they're not more talked about?
Matilda, Roald Dahl
Mort, Terry Pratchett
Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
- Lots of Pratchett on the proper list, I see!
Noughts and Crosses, Malorie Blackman
Perfume, Patrick Süskind
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
The BFG, Roald Dahl
The Clan of the Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
- I check this one off, but I did not enjoy it and also barely recall it. The only thing from it that really sticks in my mind is that it had a major rape plot, I had to go google and go "Oh right, it's that one that was also weirdly speciesist about Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals." The main character's entire personality is pretty much "I am Cro-Magnon so I'm different and also better and also tragically alone" and while that's not *racist*, because they could well be different, being different species, it's still...off-feeling.
The Color of Magic, Terry Pratchett
The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
The Godfather, Mario Puzo
The Magus, John Fowles
The Pillars of the Earth, Ken Follett
The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
The Stand, Stephen King
The Story of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
The Twits, Roald Dahl
Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson

Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1556397.html.

Acutual content, and not more book memes.
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I've been floored with how much positive feedback I've gotten on Black Starfire. :3 To the point of not even knowing how to reply to all the great comments, because replying "OMG thanks!" to everyone seems wrong somehow? It's been great.

And I'd say I'm sad to be done with it, but I'm starting the next multi-chapter Good Omens fic, and I hope people will like it as well. It's already gotten a couple of nice comments and it's hardly been up any time at all.

Fandom in general is so positive, it's amazing, sometimes. <3

Black Sepia (1309 words) by bladespark
Chapters: 1/10
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Miscellaneous humans - Character
Additional Tags: Wingfic, Wings, Angel Wings, preening, Fallen Angel Aziraphale (Good Omens), Slice of Life, Seven Deadly Sins, Touch-Starved, Queer Themes, Gay Pride, cw: gabriel, stealing tags from other authors, Poetry, BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Summary:

Angels, like all winged things, need to occasionally molt, shedding their old feathers to grow new ones. This is an annoying process which tends to make them snappish. But when Aziraphale goes into his first molt after the Apocalypse that wasn't, it's a bit different than any other molt he's ever had, and he gets more than merely snappish.

Or in other words, Aziraphale Falls, one feather, one sin, at a time.



The full thing is up on Patreon, of course, but I don't think I'll take super long to post it to AO3.

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1556161.html.

NPR's top science fiction & fantasy books list.
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I knew there had to be a sci-fi version of the BBC books list. Indeed, there are a ton of various lists of top science fiction and/or fantasy books out there, but I picked NPRs because they assembled the list with some form of rigor.

These books do not include any YA or horror, according to the article that comes with them. I've bolded the ones I've read, and left commentary as I felt inclined, as I did with the BBC list.

The Lord Of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card
The Dune Chronicles, by Frank Herbert

A Song Of Ice And Fire Series, by George R.R. Martin - We own several of the early books, but at first I was waiting for the series to wrap up so I wouldn't be left hanging, and now I'm honestly pretty "meh" about the whole thing. Gratuitously gritty isn't my style.
1984, A Novel, by George Orwell
Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
The Foundation Trilogy, by Isaac Asimov
Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
- My first young attempt to read this bounced hard off the vagina dentata scene. :D Now it's a favorite, though.
The Princess Bride, S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure, by William Goldman - Does it count as "read" if I eventually gave up on the weird intro about reading the book to his kid that's full of sad-sack whining and skipped ahead to "the good bits"? I feel in this case it does.
The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan - Ugh. I would have liked it as a trilogy, which it feels like it was initially conceived as, but instead Jordan ran the plot around in circles for a ridiculous further number of books. I gave it up as boring in the extreme at book 5.
Animal Farm, by George Orwell
Neuromancer, by William Gibson - I really should read this someday...
Watchmen, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons - Interesting to see comics here.
I, Robot, by Isaac Asimov
Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein

The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut - I should also probably read this.
Frankenstein, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick

The Handmaid's Tale, by Margaret Atwood
The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King - I can't do King. I just can't. I've tried, but see above about not being into gritty for grit's sake. He's much worse about that than Martin is.
2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke - I've read all the others, too, including 3001, which is not very good.
The Stand, by Stephen King
Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson - I should probably read this too!
The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury - Read it so long ago I barely remember it, but I have read it.
Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman - I really want to read this.
A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
Starship Troopers, by Robert A. Heinlein
Watership Down, by Richard Adams
Dragonflight, by Anne McCaffrey
The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert A. Heinlein

A Canticle For Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller Jr. - I've read at least one of the short stories it's based on, but not the novel.
The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Jules Verne
Flowers For Algernon, by Daniel Keyes
The War Of The Worlds, by H.G. Wells
The Amber Chronicles, by Roger Zelazny
- <3 So much love, even if he was kinda a sexist.
The Belgariad, by David Eddings - WTF is this doing here? O.o Well, I guess I have read it like six times, myself. But it's not what I'd call "great", it's just fun mindless reading. I'd put half of Mercedes Lackey's similarly easy-read but at least more thoughtful stuff above this. There's no Lackey on the list, and that's probably some brand of sexism, tbh, given some of what did make it on. She's not only a woman, but unlike say Ursula Le Guin, she writes "girls" stories about magical horses. But a bunch of similarly fluff "boys" stories about bad-ass sword slinging made it in.
The Mists Of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley - Will never read for frankly depressing reasons.
Mistborn Trilogy, by Brandon Sanderson
Ringworld, by Larry Niven I've read most of the Known Space books, in fact. But there's a reason it's just Ringworld and not "The Ringworld Series" or something on the list, Niven gets pretty, uh...something in the sequel. :D
The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. Le Guin - I really should read, as it's like, the "first" genderqueer novel, as I gather.
The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien - I love NPR's commentary on this one, "for those who found The Lord of the Rings too breezy and slight". It's more like reading the Bible than like reading a novel, but I've read the Bible a bunch as I mentioned, so I enjoyed it a lot.
The Once And Future King, by T.H. White
Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
Childhood's End, by Arthur C. Clarke - I actually am not sure if I read this or not. If I did it was just once, and a long time ago.
Contact, by Carl Sagan
The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons - Another one I'd like to read one of these days.
Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
World War Z, An Oral History of the Zombie War, by Max Brooks - WTF???????
The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle - I have read this sooooooooooooo many times.
The Forever War, by Joe Haldeman
Small Gods, A Novel of Discworld, by Terry Pratchett - I love that this is the Discworld book that made the list. <3 It's my favorite.
The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever, by Stephen R. Donaldson - I hate that this made the list at all, it's SO BAD. Ugh. The protagonist is a whiny little git who wallows in constant over-the-top depressive self-flagellation and I want to slap him from page one. Barely made it through the first book. (Depressed protagonists are fine, ones that are self-involved and narcissistic are not.)
The Vorkosigan Saga, by Lois McMaster Bujold - I really want to read these! I should really make a point to look for them next time I'm at Powell's.
Going Postal, A Novel of Discworld, by Terry Pratchett - Oh, here's more Discworld. I think this was the last truly great Pratchett novel. Alas. :( They go downhill after this, because of the Alzheimer's.
The Mote In God's Eye, by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle - <3 I would love this just for the "On the one hand, on the other hand, on the gripping hand" saying, but the whole damn thing is really great.
The Sword Of Truth Series, by Terry Goodkind - Speaking of things that are so bad... I mean, I commented above about Ringworld Engineers probably being left off because of Niven's fetishes, but this thing gets in? Ooooooooookay.
The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, by Susanna Clarke - Huh. The first book on this list that I haven't heard of.
I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson - It's nothing like the movie.
The Riftwar Saga, by Raymond E. Feist - File under "things I thought were kinda obscure, but I guess not?" I haven't read all the later ones in the setting, it wanders far afield, but the ones that properly fall in the "Riftwar Saga" are quite good.
The Sword of Shannara Trilogy, by Terry Brooks
The Conan The Barbarian Series, by Robert E. Howard and Mark Schultz
- I'm checking this off even though I haven't come anywhere close to reading them all, but I've read some. They're fun! Though I'd rather have seen the Burrough's Carpenter books than these, I feel they're better.
The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb - Read the first one.
The Time Traveler's Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson - And another I've never heard of.
Journey To The Center Of The Earth, by Jules Verne
The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R. A. Salvatore
- Oh god, this made the list? WTF? Ha hahaha. Okay, actually, I think I love that it did. (Still wish some Lackey had too, though.) I've certainly read them all except I think there's a few new ones I haven't gotten to? I've read at least a dozen of them, though. The first nine are pretty good. After that I feel they go sharply downhill.
Old Man's War, by John Scalzi - This has the biggest Mary Sue protagonist I've ever seen in something I enjoyed reading. (If you haven't read it, notice what's just above it. Yes, a bigger Mary Sue than Drizzt.)
The Diamond Age, by Neal Stephenson
Rendezvous With Rama, by Arthur C. Clarke
The Kushiel's Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey - I was in one of those "Book of the month" clubs for a while and they were always trying to sell me these. I dunno, maybe I should give them a try someday.
The Dispossessed, An Ambiguous Utopia, by Ursula K. Le Guin
Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury
Wicked, The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, by Gregory Maguire
The Malazan Book Of The Fallen series, by Steven Erikson - 'Nother one I've never heard of.
The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde - And another.
The Culture Series, by Iain Banks - Yessssssssssss. Haven't actually read them all, but I'm working on it. I love every one I've read so far, which is most of them, so I'm marking it as read.
The Crystal Cave, by Mary Stewart - Oh hey, these books. I barely remember them, but I did read the whole set, ergo, I've read this first one.
Anathem, by Neal Stephenson - Never heard of it. Man, Neal Stephenson is on this list a lot.
The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe - I tried like four different times to read this, and just never could get through it.
The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn - This SO deserves to be on this list, yes!
The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldon - Another "never heard of it."
The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock - I'm mildly surprised this one is so far down? I haven't read them all, I really want to one of these days. Add that to the Powell's list, I guess.
The Illustrated Man, by Ray Bradbury - Huh, a short story collection. That's different.
Sunshine, by Robin McKinley - Well, I guess if you're going to have a modern vampire book on the list, you could do worse? Actually, the other good vampire stories were probably disqualified for being horror rather than fantasy. Anyway, this was good, but there are better McKinley books, even ruling out her "YA" books. I'd rather see "Deerskin" here.
A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
The Caves Of Steel, by Isaac Asimov
The Mars Trilogy, by Kim Stanley Robinson - I really tried, I liked Red Mars, but I couldn't get through the rest.
Lucifer's Hammer, by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis - Never heard of it!
Perdido Street Station, by China Miéville - Also never heard of it. More of those, and more I just haven't read as we go down the list, it seems.
The Xanth Series, by Piers Anthony - I read these in middle school, all the ones that were out at the time. Liked them then, hate them now. They're profoundly juvenile, and I don't mean the puns. I'm suspicious of any adult that still reads and loves them and not just as nostalgia.
The Space Trilogy, by C.S. Lewis - Fun last entry! So weird, but so good.

I spent way too much time reformatting this from the NPR site and adding my commentary, but oh well, I had fun. I like talking about books. Almost as much as I like reading books. <3 53/100 on this list. Fewer than I'd have thought!

This entry was originally posted at https://bladespark.dreamwidth.org/1555930.html.

Let's do the BBC book meme
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Apparently, according to the BBC, the average person will supposedly have read only around six books on this list. I at first thought that was absurd, considering how many of them I was forced to read in high school, but then I remembered that the class that ticked off the most of them was AP Literature and not everyone takes that. So I guess the six thing could be correct.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte - Read in high school, deliberately blotted from my mind after testing was over. Ugh. This is my mother's favorite book in the world.
4 Harry Potter series
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
- Probably at least a dozen times, yay lifelong Sunday School? And yet I've forgotten almost all the verses I once had memorized and have to look them up now.
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte - I may have read this, but if so, I've blotted it out so thoroughly that I don't remember whether I did or not.
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman - I tried, I really did try. Finished the first book, couldn't get through the second.
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - Uh...... Yikes. I've read large swathes, but not everything.
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams - Multiple times. :D
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck - Another one I read in school and can't remember a thing about now. I remember some of the school ones, I remember 1984 vividly, but so many of them bored me so much that I promptly forgot about them.
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll - More than once! And Through the Looking Glass too.
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis - Also more than once. I do have to say, though, that my adult re-reading raises some eyebrows at the implied theology.
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis - Well that's weird to have separate from the Chronicles above?
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
- God, everyone was going on and on and on about how amazing this was when it came out. It was not amazing. It was fine. I read three more Dan Brown books, because I needed reading material, and discovered that all Dan Brown books are the exact same book, so I stopped there.
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery - I read this as a kid because my mother adored it. I was bored to tears by it.
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding - Read in middle school! I guess they wanted us to read it while we were around the age of the little terrors in it? I loved it. Give me bloody pigs heads over bland people fretting about their bland lives every day. I live and fret about a bland life, I don't need to read that.
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert - I read several of the Dune books when I was about 12. I did not understand everything, but I got the adventure-y bits of the story and really liked it. I've re-read them several times since. I even like the weird later ones, at least a little.
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens - Another "read in school, don't remember now." I don't think I hated this one, though, it was just okay.
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley - Have to say I do remember this, but didn't super love it. It was a little too uncomfortable at the time, and now I just think it's kinda pretentious. It's the classics version of grimdark fanfic, it's not as deep as people say it is.
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville - I may have read an abridged version.
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
- This was a bit of a slog! But being the vampire fan I am, I figured I should. It has some good moments. I've always wondered if the ambiguous ending was intended or not. Most people don't seem to see it as ambiguous, so maybe not.
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett - Possibly the only book in the world that both I and my mother love.
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens - Several times! Also the Muppet Movie version is both the most accurate to the book, and the best.
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - My incredibly boring grandmother had this and a few other classic collections (I remember a Jack London one too) in her basement, so when the kids were banished down there to play with actually nothing because there was nothing to play with and we weren't supposed to touch any of her things, I'd go read books. (And steal crystallized honey from the basement storage pantry.)
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery <3 So good.
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks - I really need to read this! I've read a ton of Ian M. Banks, but none of his M-less non-sci-fi.
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams - I adored the movie as a kid, I was about six when I saw it? I recently learned that the reason my mom would never rent it a second time was she thought the violence in it would be a bad influence on me. Sigh. Read the book somewhere around 8 or 9 and loved that too.
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas - Read not for school, but also forgotten. And I may have read an abridged version?
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl

100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo - I tried, but I bounced off of it hard just a chapter or so in.

34/100 Given I've read literally thousands of books, the list definitely doesn't lean towards my tastes. Now if you had a "top classic sci-fi books" list, I'd probably be able to check off nearly all of them.

Hmmm. I'm sure there is such a list somewhere...

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Note to self about what I should be remembering to post.
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Well, note to people interested in my writing too. :3

"Ink Black", a Good Omens story whose working title was "First Alternate Plumage" but I didn't feel like explaining it, and it's a bit too nerdy for most people to get and didn't tun out to *really* work anyway since 90% of the fic wandered away from being wing-focused, though there's still wing stuff in it here and there.

Ahem. I ramble. Ink Black is ready to to up on Patreon tomorrow! It'll start posting on AO3 sometime the following week, but it's a multi-chapter one, so it'll run for a week or two before it's all up there. It'll all be up on Patreon at once, though.

A HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah, a sci-fi genre were humanity scares the snot out of aliens by being variously bad-ass and/or bugnuts reckless) story I never did stick up for the patrons called The Galaxy's Smallest Rampage should go up the week after. I dunno why so much of my HFY stuff ends up comedy when it's not usually my genre. I guess it's hard for me to take "humans are better than everyone" seriously at all, so I have to make it silly. It's fun, though!

The week after that the first of an original queer fairy tale romance series titled The Elf, the Prince, and the White Dove will go up. Part one is called Dare to go a Hunting, and involves a human prince being carried off by a magical horse to a fairy realm.

That should take us through the end of the month, so after that November's chapter of Blood and Fire will be posted. And probably some more Good Omens by then, too.

Assuming I have my shit together and don't forget any of that. :3 But it's nice to have a month's worth of stuff lined up. At least I don't have to stress about needing to write. Every single other thing in my life, but not needing to write.

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Urgh
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My entire studio smells like feet.

I hate repairing things, but repairing fursuit feet can be especially disgusting, because there's no amount of washing that will completely remove that scent.

Blech.

I really, really, really, really am considering a "no, I don't repair it" policy. I know it sounds bad and will probably scare people off, but oh GOD I loathe doing repairs. Even putting side the foot reek, I don't even like repairing plushes, and they almost never stink.

I got into sewing to create. Fixing things that have broken has nothing to do with that, and I get zero joy out of it. And of course when I'm stressed and depressed and out of spoons, having a project schedule that's mostly repairs just makes me want to crawl under a blanket and never come out again. There's nothing to enthuse me there, just horrible drudgery.

But I guess it has to be done. Just gotta get through this one and I have two great creative projects to work on this month.

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